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Update on East London Tavern Deaths

According to provincial health officials and the presidency, South African authorities are looking into the deaths of at least 22 young people who were discovered inside a well-liked bar in the coastal town of East London. State-run SABC said that the deaths might have been the consequence of a stampede, but provided little other…

After Winning South Africa’s National Lottery, a Number of People’s Worst Nightmares Came True

Numerous family members have lately been in court over multi-million-rand Lotto winnings, and in a few cases, the winners have managed to find themselves broke and in debt. Martin Harris, a former taxi conductor from Newlands East, managed to win R280 000 in the mid-1990s and recalled feeling “so enthusiastic” when he first found out.…

Elon Musk Offers To Buy Eskom

According to Investopedia, the 55-year-old is the world’s richest man and can do whatever he wants for the rest of his life. Your home solar system generates electricity even when you’re away. Batteries provide night-time power. Batteries will be refilled while you sleep as solar energy productivity and battery storage capacity increase. Imagine saving money…

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Eskom Working Flat-out To Avoid A Total System Blackout

From one national disaster to the next. Eskom said in a statement Wednesday afternoon that level 3 load shedding would continue until Friday. However at 50% of the coal fleet is unavailable for duty, and another 25% are ‘at risk,’ then a national blackout isn’t just a theoretical possibility, but a more than likely scenario.…

750 Days In A National Disaster State And Back To The Real Hustle

Last night the devastating floods in KZN caused South Africa to be plunged back into yet another national state of disaster. An “independent agency” has been earmarked to manage billions of rands re-allocated from some new “loan” for disaster relief in KwaZulu-Natal. Not downplay the gravity of the situation but the reality the ANC has…

Over R15 Mil Allegedly Paid For Mamparra Statues

Winnie Mamparra Mandela and Oliver Tambo allegedly cost the tax-paying Mamparras of South Africa over R15 million. While there are a number of Mamparras saying that these statues look nothing like Winnie or OR Thambo we think the artist nailed it and we award 10/10 Mamparra points and 500 free internets. But this is not…

Dave Mamparra Chappelle

With changes in the social and comedic landscape, Dave Mamparra Chappelle has maintained his brand of generally offensive banter, dim-witted references to mainstream events and hardcore Mamparra moves to stay relevant. None are spared in his comedy sets, thus many Mamparras get all upset and bitch and moan about being suckered into his shows. Recently…

SARS Mamparra’s Strike Again!

A SARS Mamparra allegedly asked for an R60,000 bribe to dismiss a fine. According to Hawks Mamparra Colonel Katlego Mamparra Mogale, the R342 000 fine was issued to a Mamparra who allegedly had an illegal cargo container in City Deep, Johannesburg. “The compliance Mamparra reportedly suggested lowering the fine if the Mamparra agreed to the…

9 Mamparras Arrested With R28m Fraud

Nine Mamparras have been charged with stealing R28 million from a Mpumalanga Mamparras farmer assistance fund. The nine Mamparras, aged 33 to 45, appeared in Tonga Mamparras’s Court on Wednesday. Bail was denied, said Bonnie Mamparras Nxumalo. Mduduzi Sydwell Mamparras Nkambule, Bongani Justice Mamparras Mabelane, Desire Mamparras Mzara and Makgomeng Thato Mamparras Kgaphola are the…

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