Category: Mamparra News
Mamparras Spend R7.7 Billion From 25th to the 31st of December 2024
The land of sun, braais, and world-class financial irresponsibility. The month when people who spent the whole year complaining about Eskom, food prices, and petrol suddenly transform into millionaires—with only one investment strategy: alcohol. Between December 25 and 31, 2024, South Africans collectively dropped a staggering R7.7 billion on booze. And if you zoom out…
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Why Do Liberals Think Trump Supporters Are Mamparas?
This isn’t about tax policies or debates over health care. This is about the wild, head-scratching stuff you’ve chosen to stand by while wearing that MAGA hat like it’s a crown. We’re talking fraud, lies, corruption, and a level of pettiness that would make a high school drama queen blush. Buckle up, because we’re breaking…
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Artist Discovers 2000yo Roman Bust at Texas Goodwill for $34
A Roman bust dating back to the first century and missing for decades has resurfaced, now displayed at the San Antonio Museum of Art. Its journey back to prominence began in 2018 when artist Laura Young stumbled upon it at a Goodwill store in Austin, Texas, priced at just $34.99. While browsing, Young noticed the…
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Nobuntu (Mamparra-nobs) Mkhize Disrupts FlySafair Flight – Gets Arrested
It’s official, Nobuntu Mkhize has secured the “Mamparra Award” (Thanks TimesLive but we beat you to the punch.) So the mid-air debacle that turned a routine FlySafair flight into a social media shitstorm mamparra. From self-declaring as an “ANC b*%#” to her Coke-can tossing and vitriol remarks, nobs managed to turn Boxing Day into a…
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The High Risks of Being a Human Cannonball
The profession of a human cannonball, often overlooked in lists of dangerous jobs, presents risks that far surpass those of occupations like tree logging or fishing. When the Bureau of Labor Statistics cites logging as the most dangerous job in America with a death rate of 127.8 per 100,000, it pales in comparison to the…
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The Myth That Addiction Only Affects People With Traumatic Backgrounds
You may have heard the notion that addiction is primarily a problem for people who have suffered severe trauma. While trauma and addiction can intersect, it’s a misconception to think that they are inseparable. Many people struggle with substance abuse for various reasons, irrespective of their past. If you or a loved one are navigating…
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Mutaпt Goat with Human-Like Face & Duck-Like Body Continues to Bewilder Experts and Delight Audiences Globally
Six months have passed since the astonishing discovery of the goat-duck hybrid in rural China, and the creature—now affectionately named “Guck” by the international community—shows signs of reaching adolescence. Scientists from all over the world have gathered at a secure facility to conduct advanced studies, involving genetic sequencing and behavioral observation. Despite being equipped with…
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Is Virtual Sports Betting The New Frontier for Bettors in Ethiopia?
As technology continues to transform the betting industry, virtual sports betting has emerged as an exciting new option for bettors in Ethiopia. Particularly popular among younger bettors, virtual sports offer a fast-paced, 24/7 alternative to traditional sports betting. With their ability to simulate real-world events in a fraction of the time, virtual sports have opened…
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No Funds for Medical Aid in South Africa? Try These Affordable Healthcare Solutions
Medical care in South Africa is quite costly. Only 16% of South Africans can afford private healthcare, and that number is expected to decline further as inflation and unemployment rates rise. As a percentage of overall health expenditure, South Africa’s 42% goes towards optional private health insurance, which is the most of any country in the…
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South Africa’s Water Supply is in Disarray Due to Frequent Power Outages
The power outages that year in South Africa was the most severe on record. The continuous failures at Eskom’s coal-fired power stations caused the country to go without power for a staggering 205 days. Old and under-cared-for, the plants have seen better days. Since planned power outages were initially integrated in April 2008, the energy shortage…
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