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Elon Musk Offers To Buy Eskom
According to Investopedia, the 55-year-old is the world’s richest man and can do whatever he wants for the rest of his life. Your home solar system generates electricity even when you’re away. Batteries provide night-time power. Batteries will be refilled while you sleep as solar energy productivity and battery storage capacity increase. Imagine saving money…
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Vrystaat Ferrari
Hey guys just want to let you know that since lockdown I have been improving my spray painting skills. Checkkit !!!! like brand new, colour-coded everything myself. Just coz you my friends, same day service R2500 only!! Best price, bring your dag.
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Eskom Working Flat-out To Avoid A Total System Blackout
From one national disaster to the next. Eskom said in a statement Wednesday afternoon that level 3 load shedding would continue until Friday. However at 50% of the coal fleet is unavailable for duty, and another 25% are ‘at risk,’ then a national blackout isn’t just a theoretical possibility, but a more than likely scenario.…
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750 Days In A National Disaster State And Back To The Real Hustle
Last night the devastating floods in KZN caused South Africa to be plunged back into yet another national state of disaster. An “independent agency” has been earmarked to manage billions of rands re-allocated from some new “loan” for disaster relief in KwaZulu-Natal. Not downplay the gravity of the situation but the reality the ANC has…
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Over R15 Mil Allegedly Paid For Mamparra Statues
Winnie Mamparra Mandela and Oliver Tambo allegedly cost the tax-paying Mamparras of South Africa over R15 million. While there are a number of Mamparras saying that these statues look nothing like Winnie or OR Thambo we think the artist nailed it and we award 10/10 Mamparra points and 500 free internets. But this is not…
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Dave Mamparra Chappelle
With changes in the social and comedic landscape, Dave Mamparra Chappelle has maintained his brand of generally offensive banter, dim-witted references to mainstream events and hardcore Mamparra moves to stay relevant. None are spared in his comedy sets, thus many Mamparras get all upset and bitch and moan about being suckered into his shows. Recently…
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SARS Mamparra’s Strike Again!
A SARS Mamparra allegedly asked for an R60,000 bribe to dismiss a fine. According to Hawks Mamparra Colonel Katlego Mamparra Mogale, the R342 000 fine was issued to a Mamparra who allegedly had an illegal cargo container in City Deep, Johannesburg. “The compliance Mamparra reportedly suggested lowering the fine if the Mamparra agreed to the…
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9 Mamparras Arrested With R28m Fraud
Nine Mamparras have been charged with stealing R28 million from a Mpumalanga Mamparras farmer assistance fund. The nine Mamparras, aged 33 to 45, appeared in Tonga Mamparras’s Court on Wednesday. Bail was denied, said Bonnie Mamparras Nxumalo. Mduduzi Sydwell Mamparras Nkambule, Bongani Justice Mamparras Mabelane, Desire Mamparras Mzara and Makgomeng Thato Mamparras Kgaphola are the…
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Gifts That Our Government Mamparra’s Received In 2021
While the absurd Government COVID regulations destroyed livelihoods and the economy our lawmakers were surprisingly quiet as they received “gifts” ranging from blankets to food to water tanks and expensive whisky. It was released Monday by the Joint Committee on Ethics and Mamparras’ Interests The “SG’s office” sent Deputy President David Mamparra Mabuza a box…
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If you like this site you’re our kind of Mamparra and are welcome to kick back relax and enjoy the web as we share the best Mamparras that we can find on the interweb. If something offends you, good you white monopoly capital, racist Mamparra give our land back and fokoff back to Facebook.
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