Why Do Liberals Think Trump Supporters Are Mamparas?
This isn’t about tax policies or debates over health care. This is about the wild, head-scratching stuff you’ve chosen to stand by while wearing that MAGA hat like it’s a crown. We’re talking fraud, lies, corruption, and a level of pettiness that would make a high school drama queen blush. Buckle up, because we’re breaking it all down and yeah, we brought receipts. Here’s why so many anti-Trump folks don’t just disagree with Trump supporters, they look at you with a mix of frustration and disbelief. It’s not because they don’t get your politics. It’s because of what you’ve decided to accept, cheer for or ignore.
The Fraudulent University
When Trump ran a fake university and scammed regular people out of their money, the courts called it fraud. He settled for $25 million. You saw this and thought, “Fine by me.”
(Source: USA Today)
Stiffing His Workers
Trump’s business model? Hire contractors, refuse to pay them, and drown them in lawsuits until they give up. Everyday workers got crushed under this, and you were like, “Smart guy!”
(Source: The Daily Beast)
Bragging About Sexual Assault
When the Access Hollywood tape dropped and Trump straight-up bragged about grabbing women “by the p***y,” you said, “Just locker room talk.” That’s the hill you’re on?
(Source: ABC News)
Inventing Fake Stories About 9/11
Remember when Trump claimed he saw “thousands” of Muslims in New Jersey cheering on 9/11? No evidence. None. But he said it, and you decided, “Seems legit.”
(Source: Washington Post)
“I Could Shoot Someone on Fifth Avenue”
This one’s infamous. Trump said he could shoot someone on Fifth Avenue and not lose support. Instead of asking if this man respects anyone, you said, “He knows me so well.”
(Source: USA Today)
The Bleeding Man and the Marble Floor
Trump told a story about an elderly man who fell and bled on the floor at his club. Instead of helping, he turned away because the blood was grossing him out. His takeaway? The floor was beautiful until it got stained. And you said, “What a guy!”
(Source: GQ)
Mocking a Disabled Reporter
When Trump mocked a disabled journalist—complete with exaggerated gestures—you didn’t cringe. You laughed.
(Source: NBC News)
Bragging About Not Reading Books
Trump proudly declared he doesn’t read. No books. No briefing materials. Nothing. And you were like, “Books are overrated anyway.”
(Source: The Atlantic)
The Central Park Five
When the Central Park Five were proven innocent and compensated, Trump still said they should be in prison. You heard that and said, “Makes sense.”
(Source: USA Today)
Encouraging Violence
He told supporters to rough up protesters, promising to cover their legal fees. You didn’t say, “Wait, what?” You said, “Hell yeah!”
(Source: Los Angeles Times)
Taking Away a Protester’s Coat
At one rally, Trump told security to confiscate a protester’s coat and throw him into the freezing cold. You said, “What a tough guy!”
(Source: The Independent)
Courting Neo-Nazis
When neo-Nazis and white supremacists rallied behind Trump, and he said there were “very fine people on both sides” after Charlottesville, you were fine with that too. (Source: The Atlantic)
Insulting Foreign Allies While Praising Dictators
When he insulted U.S. allies, demanded they praise his election win, and said he “fell in love” with Kim Jong Un, you called that leadership. (Source: HuffPost)
Gut the Government, Hire Cronies
When he replaced experts in government with people who profit by gutting protections for ordinary Americans, you thought, “What a genius!” (Source: Politico)
Profiting Off the Presidency
When he continued to profit off his businesses while overcharging the Secret Service, you said, “That’s smart!” (Source: U.S. News)
Puerto Rico’s “Big Water” Problem
When Hurricane Maria devastated Puerto Rico, and Trump said it was hard to help because it’s “an island surrounded by water, big water,” you thought, “That makes sense.” (Source: The Washington Post)
Child Separation and Tent Cities
When kids were separated from their parents, held in cages, and 1,500 of them were “lost” by the government, you shrugged it off. “They’re animals,” Trump said, and you nodded. (Source: NBC News)
Corruption at Every Turn
You’ve seen all of this—the cruelty, the lies, the corruption, the disdain for ordinary people—and you still show up grinning in your MAGA hats, ready to fight anyone who disagrees. (Source: American Progress)
At the end of the day, calling Trump supporters mamparas might actually be generous. Because if stupidity isn’t the explanation, then we’re left with something way worse: willful ignorance, blind loyalty, or maybe just not caring about anyone else. Whatever it is, the rest of us are over here scratching our heads, wondering how you’re still clapping for this circus. Feel free to take a bow.
This isn’t about tax policies or debates over health care. This is about the wild, head-scratching stuff you’ve chosen to stand by while wearing that MAGA hat like it’s a crown. We’re talking fraud, lies, corruption, and a level of pettiness that would make a high school drama queen blush. Buckle up, because we’re breaking…